yo writing prose to fit into 500 character splits is actually kinda hard
You're sick of "feminism"? Well, I'm sick of making less money, feeling like my body is community property, and feeling shamed & harassed.
Okay here's a real toot that you can actually boost without people looking at you like you're crazy.
The past few weeks (okay, ever since the schism) I've felt kind of disenchanted by Mastodon and especially its development environment, and I wrote an essay about why that is. It's long, but if you're interested in Mastodon's history or politics you should give it a read.
most of the mail i receive is spam
most of the email i receive is spam
most of the calls i receive are spam
but tell me again how capitalism allocates resources efficiently
Please remember when you file bug reports that there is a person on the other side reading them. That person is probably overworked and underpaid and the target of plenty of online abuse. Just try to be pleasant and explain the issue and you know, be excellent to each other and that
Hexagonal storm on Saturn’s north pole. The hexagon is 30,000 kilometers across and has constant winds of more than 300 kilometers per hour. Images acquired by the Cassini spacecraft on December 10th, 2012.
this Hemingway thing is dumb, but hey, I can write a six-word short story that can make people cry:
"Facebook and Twitter jointly buy fediverse."
How fast does the internet go?
It moves at cyber's pace. Thanks
Japan discovers Mastodon: Majority NSFW artists quickly learn how to use the content warning feature
Argentina discovers Mastodon: Intentionally post gay porn everywhere
it is 2077. juice is now the global currency. our glorious overlord Jeff Dunn tightly controls the economy with his global array of Juicero presses, now the only legal source of juice on earth
a group of ragtag rebels start an illegal hand-press operation, stealing bags of the government's fruit and pressing them... into *freedom*